Tonight’s $1 clearance special

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You typed this on purpose

WTF did you think you’d find here?!

Welcome to dollardildo.com. No, there isn’t a clearance aisle. No, we’re not shipping anything. Yes, we know why you came.

What you wanted: something spicy for a dollar.

What you got: a website roasting you for your search history.

What happens next: you screenshot this, send it to the group chat, and pretend you “found it randomly.”

Refund policy: your dignity is non-refundable.